In the background, a Francesca Battistelli song is playing over Apple TV while Jonah does his homework.
Jonah: (as he sings along) Is this a church song?
Me: No, it's a Christian song but not a church song.
Jonah: Oh, you are a Christian?
Jonah: Oh. Who knew?
Please excuse me, I need to get buy a large family Bible to carry around my house while I don a Christian T-shirt and shoelaces. I believe this is the appropriate place to write EPIC FAIL!
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